See the grey-haired, gooey-eyed teenager on the right? That’s my husband Andrew blushing like a school girl in the presence of Toronto Argonaut Quarterback and Grey Cup Champion, Ricky Ray.

For you American gals without “Argo Awareness” as a clause in your marriage contract, here are some cross-border football equivalents, as offered by a cross-borderline Canadian fan:

CFL = NFL (ooo, ouch … sorry ardent football fans)

Grey Cup = Superbowl (not just a post-toilet cleansing observation)

Football = husband inaccessible for 4 hours, no matter what country you live in.