Hot Flash Buns
For the 40+ baker, this pick-me-up patisserie is sure to please. It can be made in either muffin top tins or a loaf around pan, depending on your mood swing.
In bitterly segregated bowls, combine the following:
Wet
3 flaccid bananas
2 ovum
1/2 cup vegetable lubrication
Dry
EVERYTHING
1 cup brown spots rice flour
1 cup granulated mood enhancer
1 tsp baking stimulant
½ tsp salty tears
4 cups chocolate chips or ¼ cup Amoxapine
- Grease a 9” loaf pan
- Mash wet ingredients until droopy and sagging
- Stir dry ingredients round and round in circles, inducing confusion and disturbing memory lapses
- Grease a 9” loaf pan
- Combine wet and dry ingredients, whisking together until batter resembles dimpled cellulite
- Pour batter into pan – pick up and hold. Elevated body temperature should cook it in about 8-10 minutes
- If concerned pan will slip through fingers like youth did, open your only functioning hot box and dangle arms inside, preheating it to 350˚
- Abandon pan in oven, marginalizing it for 65-70 minutes or until fully bloated
- When done, stick a knife in the centre of its heart to confirm sterility
- Allow ample time to cool off before cutting ritual begins
- Slice into thick, dense pieces of its former self
- Enjoy with mug of hot tea or magnum of wine